Are those your intestines coming out of your ears or are you just happy to see me?
OMG WTF IS THIS SHIT OMGOMGOMGOMG


I just spit a fountain of milk on my couch. AT THE SAME TIME I VOMITED IN MY MOUTH A LITTLE.
ALSO MY EYEBALLS MAY BE BLEEDING.

wtf wtf wtf!!! *shakes chequeredfelon frantically* WHAT IS THIS?! I shouldn't have passed your subtle warning ("Cinema Bizarre, die "erste deutsche Visual Kei Band" [...]") as something that I could easily ignore and instead prepared for impact.


AND THE NAME. MIGHT AS WELL HAVE THROWN FECES AT CINEMA STRANGE. Ah, BLASPHEMY
It doesn't help that I just saw the "new" "Nightwish" "video". AND ALL I WANTED WAS TO WATCH RIHANNA MAKE OUT WITH AN UMBRELLA. I HATE MUSIC TELEVISION.


I have developed some amount of tolerance towards modern popculture, and thought nothing could really take me by surprise. BUT LEAVE THAT TO the sheer insanity of the present German music industry. This is too much for me, old-fashioned and gridlocked as I am. TOKIO HOTEL IS AT LEAST FUNNY OK?? These people... it's just wrong. I'm not sure if aesthetic value can actually be violated, but it sure feels like it was.

AND NOW PLEASE EXCUSE ME I have some acoustic hygiene to do. In fact, I might actually have to listen to at least an hour of Bauhaus and The Cure. They shouldn't have to clean up other people's mess =( What measures I have to take to rid myself of the traces of such profanity. Seeing as it's also raining, and a Saturday, I might actually end up passed out on my sofa by force of melancholy but if THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES.



OH GOD NO AMOUNT OF CAPS CAN EXPRESS MY DISMAY also I think I even smell like indignation. It's sort of mint-y with a hint of anise.